Frequently Asked Questions

Wanting to get to know me a little better before our first date? You’ve certainly come to the right place. Let’s make ourselves more comfortable, shall we?

What would a date with you look like? 

On first dates, I love to be whisked away to dinner and indulge in good food, flirtatious banter, and smoldering eye contact that will make you blush. 

I feel true intimacy and chemistry come from taking the time to get to know one another, so I prioritize really getting to know my dates before bringing our connection into more private realms later that evening. Then, in the privacy of our hotel room, I’ll unzip my human woman skin and show you the true cryptid beneath. (Just kidding… unless?) 

Once we’ve established a connection, future dates might look like trips to art galleries, my favorite sex club, or something more taboo like spending a Friday night cuddling in bed watching trashy TV. 

What about COVID?

I take my health and yours seriously (yes, I still mask). I enjoy dining al fresco, outdoor adventures, and suitors who will PCR test before seeing me. I am confident enough to have no problem being the only masked person at a museum. Because of the ongoing health crisis, I see a very select number of lovers and prioritize quality connections over quantity. 

I always PCR test before our time together, and am happy to limit my exposure leading up to our date upon request. I am not judgmental if our COVID practices day-to-day do not align, but just as I expect my partners to get regular STI tests (as I do), I expect them to consider my COVID safety. (Can you tell I studied public health?) 

If you have an immunocompromised loved one or are immunocompromised yourself, I am happy to talk openly about potential exposures and reduce risk before our date. 

What kind of people do you date? 

Generous lovers with good taste in women. I find myself drawn to people who enjoy providing and taking care of a woman without being threatened by her agency. 

I do not discriminate based on age, race, gender, or ability. I happily and warmly welcome all respectful, kind, and interesting lovers. Please feel free to mention any access needs you may have when contacting me.

Why do you do this?

As I said, I lead a rich life and have a fulfilling professional career in tech. So while I don’t have time for traditional dating, I still crave deep, intimate connections with a lover. 

Traditional dating has always bored me. There is something I prefer about the clear communication, expression of desire, and ability to show up fully as myself knowing I’m being taken care of that thrills me. 

How can I spoil you before (or during) our first date?

While gifts are never expected, they are always appreciated. I have a soft spot for lovers who enjoy supporting me materially and bringing about a sense of softness, ease, and abundance to my life.

  • Monthly Dog Walking: $900
  • Monthly Spa Treatments: $1,800
  • Rent: $4,750
  • Retirement Contribution: $2,500-$69,000
  • New House: $2.5M (Conservatively)

Brands I love:

  • Ann Demulemeester
  • Jimmy Choo
  • Saint Laurent
  • Maison Margiela
  • The Row

Gift cards to:

Treats:

  • Peonies
  • Salted Caramels
  • Fresh Berries

What if I have privacy concerns or require absolute discretion?

Please rest assured I never share my lovers’ personal information, including screening materials, with anyone. I use (and recommend you use) an encrypted email service, ProtonMail, for all of our correspondence. If, for any reason, you’d prefer not to be seen together in public, I’m more than happy to accommodate romance behind closed doors.

I ask that you prioritize my privacy the same way I will prioritize yours. Please do not share details about our time together on public review boards.